So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
