I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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