hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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