You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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