I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i came on her dog
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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