I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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