You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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