Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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