No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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