I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
4 words: hood of his car
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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