Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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