You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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