Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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