The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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