i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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