I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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