I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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