Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
She needs sedatives and a leash
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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