problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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