I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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