Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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