I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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