Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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