what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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