Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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