I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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