We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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