Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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