yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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