Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I wish you could order shots online.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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