but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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