The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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