Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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