Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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