sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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