it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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