We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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