a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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