remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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