a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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