sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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