I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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