Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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