I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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