More tranny stories later!
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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