As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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