piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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