So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
i think i just lost a toe
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize