I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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