There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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