I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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