I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize