I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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