My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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