Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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